I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
flexed: “why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
cianur00: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110%
potatoandotherwise: acciocutebutt: potatoandotherwise: potatoandotherwise: wanting to get good grades but not wanting to do work
batfricans: is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no
in class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: lol fuck
ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
people who drop their phones on purpose so their...
lolsofunny: lolfunniest: NO HONOR (lol here!)